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The Ultimate scientific dictionary

Skrevet af | søndag, 16. september 2007 kl 21:34 |

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Stikord: spas, videnskab, forskning, kemi

Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

Chemical: A substance that:
* 1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odor;
* 2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure;
* 3) a physical chemist turns into a straight line;
* 4) a biochemist turns into a helix;
* 5) a chemical engineer turns into a profit.

Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.

Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to synthesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.

Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.

Physical Chemistry: The pitiful attempt to apply y=mx+b to everything in the universe.

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Er indlægget af 16 september stadig dækkende for hvad du går og muntrer dig med?

Opdater dog, tsk tsk!

Af | webside | mandag, 8. oktober 2007 kl 09:34

sv: The Ultimate scientific dictionary

Jaeh, i hvert fald 8 timer om dagen på hverdage, så på den måde er det da 40t/168t = 23,8% dækkende. Ikke sandt? Når det så er sagt, så har jeg da også et andet indlæg i støbeskeen. Men nu er det jo ikke mit arbejde at opdatere min blog, så tingene går ikke lynendes snappy...

Af | webside | fredag, 19. oktober 2007 kl 08:28

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